Score: 10

"Wow."

submission: Master CornSploder!

date: May 20, 2007

That was one of the best things ever.

Score: 5

"I must be missing something"

submission: Bat Outta Hell!

date: November 1, 2006

There are a few things i just dont get about this game. What's with the timer slowly ticking down, that makes me die even when i have plenty of blood? I'd like to try again and find out, but your game wont let me start over unless i reopen it over and over, every time i die.

Maybe you're trying to get more newgrounds views than you deserve, by making us restart the game to play again. Or maybe it's for more clicks onto your webpages as we're trying to figure out how to get back to the game. Either way, when i dont even know why i died, it's pretty fucking lame to not be able to try again without closing the game.

Also, the game feels pretty slow, very unlike a bat out of hell.

Score: 4

"Like real life."

submission: JuicePlz

date: September 3, 2006

This feels more like a real minimum wage job than like a game. It's just mindless menial tasks, more suited for teaching a small child how to count. All that's missing is wearing the stupid clothes, and getting paid to "play" it.
And the character graphics are horrible. Good presentation with the menu, though.

Score: 6

"Evil"

submission: 3d logic

date: June 4, 2006

You ruined my night and i hate you.

Score: 7

"What are the answers?"

submission: The 8-Bit Wizard

date: December 23, 2005

I wish you would have told us the real answer when we get it wrong instead of just saying we're wrong. I wanted to know the answers to a lot of them that i got wrong. Good idea for a quiz though. Brings back a lot of nostalgic feelings.

Score: 5

"Dark and boring"

submission: Bright Eyes

date: August 7, 2005

Some of the images were way too dark, so it looked like just a black screen sometimes until i looked closer and saw a hint of an image. Looks like a lot of time was put into this, and other than the dark ones the images look great, but it's pace is just so slow, and that song does nothing to keep me entertained with it.

Score: 7

"Impossible game"

submission: Nutty McNuts

date: April 22, 2005

I cant get past the first 5 levels. had to skip 1-3 and couldn't beat 1-5 either. This game is just way too hard. Disappointing, because it's fun. ... i like 1-1. you can just bounce around and have fun, and it's ok if you dont go where you wanted, cause you tend to just bounce right back so everything is ok. But in the other levels i just die over and over and have to continue many times.

Oh, and it sucks when i get to the top of the screen or wherever, and then i cant see where i want to go until i waste a life going in that direction.

Score: 7

"Ranma?"

submission: Sheik's a woman?

date: April 12, 2005

Was this inspired by ranma 1/2. Or is poking breasts more common in anime then i think? Very funny.

Score: 10

"Best madness by far"

submission: Madness Depredation

date: March 24, 2005

This was amazing. After the last one i thought i read that you were done with madness. But this one is far better than the others. I love the new look of the main character.

Score: 4

"Not bad"

submission: Fred Joins The Army

date: March 23, 2005

The sound was very quiet and it was hard to understand some of what they said even when i turned my volume up really loud. it was alright though.