DifferentName's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[NG TT VI]

Full color?

What the hell were you thinking making it full color? One of the things that makes madness great is the the fact that it's very limited color. I hate when people just go with Bright blue, and bright green and all that... otherwise, some of those were alright, and some weren't... Like the one with all the bright hair... that's an abomination. That might as well have been one of those stick figure fight things that gets blammed.

["Waterman" Ep. IV]

Not funny

Stop telling people not to compare it to the family guy. They did that because at best it was a copy of family guy. But this.... this is just 100% random crap. How is this stuff supposed to be funny? The guy goes in there with a huge robot, then a bus goes in and hits it, random flash to playing twister with death, which was stolen from bill and ted, and then back to the guy with the robot, but then a bigger robot comes in... That's worse than the fictional stories i wrote in third grade. And the twister part you stole from bill and ted... It's so random and stupid, and you dont even do anything funny with it. I cant see why anyone would give this such a high rating. It's probably just because your graphics, animation and sound are good. You should team up with someone who can write something worthwhile.

[Bitey of Brackenwood]

I love bitey!

I saw this one before on your site, which i went to because i liked hitch hiker and night shift so much. I also saw all the other flash on your site. I like bingbong of brackenwood cause it's good flash, but i like the character bitey much more than bingbong. I cant wait to see more with him. I think he's similar to bing bong in a way. While bing bong is like a friendly child, bitey also seems like a child, just a much more mischievious one.

[The Matrix Has You.]

Hard to rate.

It's hard to rate this because it's multiple movies... Some i liked a lot more than others. I think it's kind of unfair to all of newgrounds to submit multiple things like that. You should submit them individually. If you want them to be together, you're supposed to make them a series. You dont just submit them all together. Individual flash movies should have individual ratings. Anyway... because you didn't submit them, it's hard to say who did what well all in this little review. Overall though i'd say the voices were done very well.... Most of the voices.

[The Color Red: Redone]

But...blue and yellow make green.

I dont get it. And you didn't do much at all to improve it. It was all very odd... blue and yellow turning into red, which then went through a factory and then escaped with a torch in his hand, and flew out into space? Am i getting this correctly? Not even the written description of it makes a whole lot of sense. The mood is a nice change from the crappy stick fights, but that's almost all it's got going for it.

SeizureDog responds:

You're righ, I didn't do much. But the difference between the old score and the new score are by about two points. That tells you that it doesn't take a lot of changing to make somthing look better. As for the blue and yellow make green...hey, I didn't come up with that.
-Seizure_Dog

Finish gradeschool, and maybe then you'll understand even a frame of it.
-666Pyro666

[nightShift: a true story]

hilarious

I thought he was shitting on his clothes when he started shitting, but the delivery of it was fucking hilarious. And it really builds suspense with the slow quiet night driving. You just have no idea what's going to happen, but it's obvious enough work was put into this that SOMETHING worthwhile is going to happen. The hitchhiker is great too. I gave this and the hitchiker 5's, and i'm actually kind of surprised they're not rated higher. I guess the impatient little shits who do all the stickfigures on newgrounds get bored or something. Keep up the good work. I cant wait to see more.

[synjclock]

The only good clock flash

I hate clock flash. They're pretty much all the same stupid crap, and aren't funny or anything. I dont know why anyone likes them. This one though... you make this one your own, giving it your own style. It's active and entertaining, rather than slow and boring like the other clock flash.

[Sprezzatura - Colin]

Funny.

It was kinda hard to understand. Either get better sound (maybe raise the kps in the publish settings?) or use subtitles. It was funny though.

[Super Mario Reloaded]

Very weird.

Well... you made a good thing worse. I was getting a little bored during it actually. I dont think you needed to recreate every single thing in it. Some of the stuff in it was very well done though. I guess it's good practice with like, the flipping where it gives the pixilated guy good three dimensional motion. But really, i just wish you'd do something completely of your own. Looks like the stuff you've done has mostly been playing off other things. And i dont see why you have mario as neo fighting luigi as mr. smith. it's just so random. Very funny having Link as Link though.